So, I opted to open this morning with a few minutes of Regis & Kelly while eating breakfast.

During some story about something or other, Regis said the following:

“Believe me, everything that could’ve happened in a nightclub did.”

Umm…???

Really?

Just a quick question, though:

Did an NFL player happen to accidentally shoot himself in the leg?

I thought not.

Ill-timed attempt at nightclub-related hyperbole, Reg.