Roger Goodell probably listens to classical music and eats those nasty Pop-Tarts without the frosting, too

The NFL hates celebrations, it hates any kind of display of personality, and now it hates pretty much all big tackles.

If ever the opportunity presented itself, I would gather a full head of steam, set my sights on Roger Goodell, lay him out so hard his mother would feel it, and then—while hovering over him—I would bust out into the Icky Shuffle.

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